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Here´s A Collection of MH3 Hash Songs.
Learn them and avoid a Down Down | 
| | He's A Penis Song
He's the meanest.
He sucks a horse´s penis.
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
Ever since he found it,
All he does is pound it (slap, slap, slap)
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN | Mrs. Murphy Take it in your hand Mrs. Murphy! It only weighs a quarter of a pound. It´s got a hairy neck like a turkey And it spits when you shake it up and DOWN-DOWN-DOWN | | You´re Stupid You´re stupid, you´re stupid, You´re so fucking dumb. If it wasn`t for your mother You´d be a spot of cum DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN-DOWN | Why Was He Born So Beautiful?
Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He's no fucking use to anyone,
He's no fucking use at all.
He may be a joy to his mother
But he's a pain in the asshole to me.
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN | | Soldier Song
Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,
For cunt, for cunt, for country and for thee,
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,
A soldier I will be.
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN | Here´s to... Here´s to.......he´s true blue He´s a hasher through and through He`s a bastard so they say Tried to get to heaven but he went the other way DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN | | The Hash Hymn (Swing Low) Swing low, sweet chariot Cumming for to carry me home, Swing low, sweet chariot Coming for to carry me home. I looked over Jordan And what did I see? Cumming for to carry me home A band of angels Coming After me Coming for to carry me home. If you get there Before I do Cumming for to carry me home Tell all my friends I´m cumming too Cumming for to carry me home | A Frenchman Went to the Lavat´ry (To the Marseillaise)
A Frenchman went to the lavat’ry For to have a jolly good shit, shit, shit He sat there and pulled his trousers down So that he could revel in it, it, it
But when he went to reach for the paper
He found that someone had been there before Ou est le papier? Ou est le papier? Monsieur, monsieur, je fait manure! Ou est le papier?? | | He Ought To Publicly Pissed On
He ought to be publicly pissed on.
He ought to be publicly shot -bang!! bang!!
He ought to be tied to a urinal.
And left there to fucking well rot.
DRINK IT DOWN-DO | My 1 Skin Hang Downs to my 2 Skin
(Melody- My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean)
My one skin hangs down to my two skin
My two skin hangs down to my three.
My three skin hangs down to my foreskin.
My foreskin hangs down to my knee.
CHORUS:
Roll back, roll back, Oh roll back my foreskin for me (for me).
Roll back, roll back, Oh roll back my foreskin for me (for me)
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN | | Why Are We Waiting (Melody - Oh Kum All Ye Faithful)
(This should be sung at the end of every down-down song if the accused is taking too long to consume his beverage)
Why are we waiting?
We could be masturbating [/fornicating] Oh why are we waiting So fucking long? WHY are we waiting? We could be masturbating [/fornicating] Oh why are we waiting Oh why are we waiting Oh WHY-Y-Y ARE WE WAITING So fu-cking long? | Last Night I Met Your Sister Last night I met your sister, She was tearing up the town, She was missing teeth And her pussy reeked, But she stil went DOWN, DOWN, DOWN | | The Hashstones Song
(Melody- The Flintstones)
Hashers, meet the Hashers,
We're the meanest drunks in history.
From the town of Madrid,
We're the leaders of debauchery.
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years.
Watch them, as they down a lot of beers.
Hashers, meet the Hashers,
We're the meanest drunks in history.
From the town of Madrid,
We're the leaders of debauchery.
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN
| Put Your Left Leg Over My Shoulder
Put your left leg over my shoulder
Put your right leg over my shoulder| (Cover mouth with hand, poke tongue through split fingers) Mleh-mleh MLEH mleh mleh-mleh MLEH MLEH Drink it down down down down... (etc.) | | Germans
Germans have no sense of humour,
Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah, That´s not true - it´s just a rumour! Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah, DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN |
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
(melody: Mickey Mouse Club theme)
S-H-I... T-T-Y... T-R-A-I-L Shitty trail, shitty trail The motherfucker[s] laid a shitty trail Now’s the time for you to pay For all our misery S-H-I... T-T-Y... T-R-A-I-L Down-down DOWN, down-down DOWN... (etc.) | |
Hash House Harriers
(Melody: The Addams Family)
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da
Their running is convulsive,
Their drinking is compulsive,
They' really are repulsive,
The Hash House Harriers.
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN
| Sister Belinda I love the vino It gives me a strong supremo Aye, Aye-yai-Aye Si, si, senora, My sister Belinda She pissed out the window All over my brand new sombrero DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN | | 20 Toes There is a game called Twenty Toes, Its played all over town. The women play with ten toes up And the guys with ten toes DOWN, DOWN, DOWN..... | Down-Down Song
This is your down-down song
It isn't very long
DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN
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Do, Re, Me, Drink Song
(Melody: Do, Re, Mi)
Dough, the stuff that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy who sells me beer,
Me, the guy who drinks the beer,
Far, a long way to get beer,
So, I'll have another beer,
La, lots and lots of beer,
Tea, no thanks, I'll have a beer,
And that brings us back to,
DOWN-DOWN-DOWN-DOWN
| Bestiality’s Best
melody: Tie Me Kangaroo Down
Chorus:
Bestiality’s best, boys
Bestiality’s best
Bestiality’s best, boys
Bestiality’s best
Verse:
Stick your log in a dog, boys Stick your log in a dog
Stick your log in a dog, boys
Stick your log in a dog Because...
Repeat chorus
Other verses (verse structure as above):
Rub your mound on a hound, girls... Shoot your juice in a moose... Blow your load in a toad... Stick your dick in a tick... Get in deep with a sheep... Stick your log in a frog... Shoot your juice in a goose... Try your luck with a duck... Chuck your sperm in a worm... Down the throat of a goat... Drink the pee of a bee... Get it out for a trout... Give some cock to a croc... Go the whole way with a moray... Have a deer from the rear... Have a frig with a pig... Have a shag with a stag.. .Intercourse with a horse... In the sack with yak... Jam your cam in a ram... Make a llama a mama... Move your tool in a mule... Put it through a gnu... Put your noodle to a poodle... Put your spear in a deer... Rub your box on a fox, girls... Rub your clitty on a kitty, girls... Shoot your spunk in a skunk... Sixty-nine with a swine... Stick your rod up a cod... Stick your cock in a hawk... Stick your dork in a stork... Up the ass of a bass... Up the back of a yak... Up the box of a fox... Up the flue of a shrew... Up the hole of a mole... Up the spout of a trout... Up the tail of a whale... Blow your rocks in an ox... |
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