The Bullsheet... Run 1554

After having arrived at the Car Park the crowd seemed to be really hangovered, some of the Hashers still drinking, due to Herr Lostwaffer’s Pimp´s and Ho´s party at Larry´s the night before (happy birthday). It was a spectacular way up the hill in the dry area of Villarejo de Salvanes, just off the A3. And it was hot.

Sister Belinda and But for What being completely exhausted after having set the run, the cars slowly got decorated with Dutch flags and orange garlands, while the German division got extremely hurt on the way up the mountain. After having saved one of the drivers that had difficulties making her way up the hill, Jan No-name jumped out of a car, fell over, leapt in the other car and drove it all the way up. Since he was under the weather, not having slept more than twenty minutes and still drinking his rum and coke, it was a pretty brave action for the intoxicated German. At least he had an excuse not to run, as he was seriously injured now.

The site was beautiful: olive trees all over, the smell of lavender and deciduous trees, flowers, bushes and bees. It started out to be the first summerlike Hash of the year. It took some time to get organized and start the circle. Three visitors after all: Herr Lostwaffers’ brother Jan, Rosa no name´s brother Ruben and nobodies brother Kim (‘the hippie’ as Stefano No-name nicknamed her later). The FRB started to run fast and turned soon, as there was a false trail quite quickly, the Middle RB staying in the middle and the Back RB being really slow.. The sun started to be HOT, as the runners found their ways through the olive trees on the dry but miry ground. A Hold allowed 15 of the hashers to regroup, while Ingunn No-name intended to silently have a pee in the bushes. As soon as we had to downhill the mountain, Just In found his short-cut and the On On Beer sign so he had some good time to relax while the others realized they needed to climb the whole mountain up later on. Half way we were lucky to find a Water Stop and got some drinks and warnings about the time to come. FRB, MRB and BRB being divided in three solid groups now, finding their ways to the foot of the To Be Mastered Hill. A Tough Run! We had to walk the way up; on top continued running, with this beautiful view and a very exciting way down through the bushes, to find all the way down the final On On BEER sign.

But that turned out to be an immense deception, for we afterwards had to climb three others hills to get to the Car Park. Thanks for that.

All set and back up the hill the hangovered were tipsy & sunburned now, the Dutch poured Oranje Bitter and very tasty Pancakes with cheese, sausage or chocolate spread: Well Done! Exactly what we all needed after the very tough run! Worzel Gummidge and Sir sir James arrived at last so we could start the circle.

But For What & Sister Belinda’s run was rated a good 9.7, and Newcomers Jan, Kim and Ruben had their Down Downs. Worzel Gummidge calculated the run being 12.69 km. and he ran it in 2hrs 13 min., well done! A Down Down for being a German (Turkish) Stickler for Details. Returnees Lady Godmother, Stefano and aka Stiff Anus (?) had their Down Downs as well. Just In for short-cutting, Jan No-name for his action with the cars, and the lady driver for her brave permission letting the intoxicated German drive. Twice a Day achieved some new olive nipples, as she was complaining the night before about hers being too small. A group of two representatives (Hanky Wanky & Ginger Ninja) that did not attend Herr Lostwaffer’s Birthday were punished with fluid: although he sent out 311 invitations, only 11 went to his party (sorry for not being there, Herr).

Stefano No-name burnt the original copy of his declaration: surprisingly, they didn’t get him into jail after all. El Sordo had a Down Down for being called El Cerdo by Alicia No-name for some reason. On On Bea´s foot was hurt by a Tight Fit massage, so they both had a Down Down for that. SIX HUNDRED RUNS FOR TWICE A DAY!!!!!!!!!! Great. The Tits went to Bandy Legs for Hovering and the Prick to Wanky Hanky for Barging Ginger Ninja. Shit of the Week: Worzel Gummidge, for not bringing enough soft drinks. Than to finish the Dutch sang a beautiful song for the Queen´s birthday and off we went to the Restaurant.

Good food, the waiters were somewhat annoyed, okay wine, very nice talks and some flirting between Ingunn No-name and Rosa No-name´s brother. After an absolute not-to-be-missed-next-time-Piano-Concert of Rosa No-name at Larry´s.

ON ON!!

Rosa No Name